Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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