you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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