Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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