come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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