Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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