did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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