butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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