Christians are straight up FREAKS
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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