awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
