you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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