So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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