Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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