idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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