Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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