just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
its liver damage thursday
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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