Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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