i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
They have beer where we have blood.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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