he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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