This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
When did angry sex become our thing?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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