I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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