We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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