You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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