BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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