How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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