I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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