There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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