chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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