Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
