yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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