but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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