my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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