this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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