After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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