And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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