Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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