My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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