I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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