Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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