This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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