I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
God I need to hump something, right now.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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