pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
tell me about the fingering
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