is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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