in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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