Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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