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(313): View more from Michigan

Kiss

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Puke

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(207): View more from Maine

Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'

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we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i turned job hunting into a drinking game..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER

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(716): View more from New York

I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.

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Dreams are coming true for both of us.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.

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