The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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