normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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