Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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