glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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