Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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