i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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