So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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