is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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